SOLARGOD
Earth's tab since you arrived$0

A message from the Billing Department of the Sun

You've been using the Sun since the day you were born.

It has never sent you a bill. Until today.

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Every one of those photons
went on your tab.

Your orbit

You are riding a rock around a star at 29.8 km a second.

Drag through your life. Tap any planet to see how the Sun's other customers are doing.

Your creditor

This is the actual Sun.

Latest image of the Sun from NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory
Latest image from NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory, extreme ultraviolet (171 Å).

Not an illustration. About 1.3 million Earths would fit inside it. It is 150 million km away, and it has been awake your entire life.

Service notices

Scheduled maintenance
2 August 2027 · Total solar eclipse

Service will be briefly interrupted along a strip from southern Spain across North Africa into the Middle East while the Moon passes in front. Billing continues during the outage.

Outage map (NASA)
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Currently shining on your side of the planet.

Heating, lighting and photosynthesis included.

Fuel remaining
~5,000,000,000 years

The Sun burns about 4 million tonnes of itself every second. Since you opened this page: 0 tonnes.

The Sun Poke Warlive

Every poke counts for your flag.

Poke the Sun at the top of the page. Every run with a combo of ×5 or more goes on your country's score. Live, real, no bots.

 
 
  1. No country has claimed the Sun yet.
All of humanity: - pokes.
 
 
Billing Department records
People billed: - · combined debt - · paid so far $0.00
-secret endings found
-longest one-finger combo
-cheaters caught
-appeals filed

Every number here is real and counted live. No bots, no padding. When they are small, that is the joke.

Gift shop of the Sun

Wear your debt.

Official merch from the Billing Department. Printed to order, shipped worldwide. Every purchase is a small act of goodwill toward the Sun. It does not reduce your debt.

Visit the gift shop